Thursday, April 3, 2014

Eep Opp Ork Ah Ah!!!!!

 Today a woman was hitting on me & I couldn't help but think, “gross!” I didn't think the woman was gross, I thought I was gross & I thought anyone who would want to bone down with a gross guy was gross as well. 

Wednesday, April 2, 2014

There is an asshole in my neighborhood that drives a pick-up truck with a bumper sticker that reads, “Vegetarian, old Indian word meaning poor hunter”.

 As a vegetarian I’m not offended by this sticker, because it does me a huge favor, it lets me know without meeting the guy, that this fuckkk probably enjoys vanilla sex, thinks pepper is too spicy, & is reluctantly voting for Mitt “the Dick” Romney because there isn't a more conservative presidential candidate.

 As someone who hates liars, I take offence that this mother fucker has the nerve to suggest to the world that he gives a fuck what Native Americans think or what they call something. Fuck this guy!