Monday, January 13, 2014

The Perils Of Black Market Viagra

 A couple of years ago my coworker gave me some black market Viagra, he told me to not take it by myself or it could be little weird, so I took the black market Viagra home and put it away for a special day.

 A few weeks later the person I was planning on giving a fuck to returned from a trip, she called me from the airport, & we made plans to get it on like Donkey Kong. So I popped some black market Viagra and got read to fuck. Before she even got home I had a big strong one.

 When my lady friend finally got to the house she informed me that she was exhausted & that she was going to bed. “Fuck”, I thought to myself, I took this black market Viagra & was explicitly instructed to not take it by myself or it could be a little weird.

 I laid in bed with the biggest & hardest erection that I have had in years. The boner would come & go, my heart started to race, and worst of all I couldn’t sleep, this shit was like speed. I laid in bed desperately trying to sleep, but that damn boner would continually return to haunt me, I wanted it to go away so I could get some sleep, but it wouldn't. I even tried to tucker out the penis with repeated jerk off sessions, but it was pointless the dick didn't want rest. Eventually I fell asleep because I was exhausted from constantly having an erection & I vowed to never take black market Viagra again!

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