Sunday, December 1, 2013

SNAPPY PUSSY

 Last night at work a drunken lady walked up to me, looked at my name tag, & said, "Karl, I have a snappy pussy! What do you think about that?" I thought to myself, "FUCK YOU!"

 I told her, “it is creating images of snapping turtles, kind of like that Chuck Berry song My Ding-A-Ling".

 I already knew what the lady was getting at, she was a drunken ass hole that wanted to fuck, & no one would fuck her all night long, so she is trying to pull a Thomas Jefferson by fucking the help. She put her arm around me & asked, "so are you gonna help me & fuck my snappy pussy?"

 I told her that I am getting off work shortly, but I would rather get drunk & listen to punk rock records. She seemed annoyed that a loser like me wouldn't jump at the chance at fucking her "snappy pussy".

 I assume I was the last somewhat fuckable looking guy in the casino, so she tried to persuade me one last time by saying, "but I have a nice pussy".

 I stood there and shrugged my shoulders and pretended to act dumb. She got frustrated & asked "why won't you fuck me?"

 I guess I could have told her, "I'm married", but the reason why I wouldn't "fuck" her is because she was an asshole. I shrugged my shoulders again & told her, "I am going to FEST next month!"

 She wasn't impressed by my dumb comment & walked off calling me a faggot.


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