Saturday, December 7, 2013

Full Disclosure Alert!

 Going from the shit I type up it would be easy to assume that all of my customers are assholes, but the truth is most of my customers range from being super duper nice to being what you would expect of someone on vacation. The assholes are just so absurd they seem funny to me.

 Now that you read that, I want you to forget that you read it, because it is much funnier to assume I am a bitter fat guy, fuming with rage for my customers & the only thing that can simmer it is ice cold beer, whiskey, & the shittiest music imaginable! 

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