Saturday, May 11, 2013

the life of the underemployed...

 Because I had a job interview today I shaved off my beard, so I no longer look like Saddam Hussein when the Kurds found him, now these fucks have called me and told me to cum back some other time…fuck! Now I look like a fat Mohammad Atta & no one ever wants to fuck that guy. It’s a good thing that being an alcoholic has rendered my penis useless…

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